Terkenang Zaman IMU

Huhuhhuhu...sedih aku bila teringat kat IMU dulu, kalau dekat raya nih mmg dah tak rajin nak buat kerja dah. Lepas tuh ada la bebudak dah start pasang lagu raya...hehehehe. Kat sini depa ni tak pasang pon lagu raya,mp3 pon susah nak dengar. Aku teringat kat tempat Zairol katil sebelah toilet yg aku ngan hafezh selalu lepak tuh, eheeehehhee mcm-mcm lawak yg ada kalau dah masuk kat situ. Lepas tuh aku teringat kat surau IMU yang banyak meninggalkan kenangan dekat aku, kat sini pon port aku ngan hafezh gak, melepak sambil melepaskan lelah. Tengahari lepas makan ja kami cabut pi surau, tidoq 1/2 jam. Lepas tuh kalau hari Jumaat la meriah, pi sembahyang ramai-ramai, lepas tuh lepak bawah pokok. Banyak kenangan di IMU sebab tuh aku teringat sgt, dari start aku bujang sampai aku kawin aku kerja kat IMU. Lepas tuh rezeki takdak, habih semua berselerak.

Lagi satu kalau bulan-bulan posa nih mesti opis ada organize bukak posa. Kat sini experience mcm tuh kurang la. Harap kan vendor jerlah. Kalau kat IMU cuti raya panjang, kat sini tak buleh sebab cuti pendek paling banyak pon 14 hari dia bagi setahun. Tapi kat mana-mana pon kalau dah dekat raya nih happy ja, iraq la tak kot. Tapi itulah suasana kat IMU dulu kadang-kadang aku syok pulak bila teringat balik. Kepada ex-cko Selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin.

Orang Melayu Terer

Sapa kata org melayu tak terer, org melayu terer pa, tapi dalam bidang yang lain la.
Contoh:

Motosikal:
Dulu masa aku kat sekolah depa kata Jepun tak reti nak buat motor, so bebudak kat malaysia nih modified sikit. Kalau handle motor tu nampak mcm straight diorang bengkokkan sikit bagi senang nak ambik corner, lepas tuh korang jgn ingat kereta jer buleh lowed motor pon buleh, depa lowed jugak depa kata Jepun tak reti, kalau lowed nanti senang sikit ambik lap. Kalau naik EX5 kan ada kotak angin, takmau depa tukaq letak air filter bagi angin yg masuk tuh bersih sikit, kusyen motor pon potong sikit bagi leper. Semua benda nih kepandaian org melayu, yang untung tokey kedai la, tiap kali nak modified pi kedai.

Kereta:
Benda nih aku selalu gak nampak tapi kat kampung la, signal kan kaler merah, so nak bagi nampak syok depa letakkan tinted hitam so nampak macam lampu hitam. Spring macam biasa la potong bagi rendah lagi, nak beli absorber yg buleh adjust tak mampu. Steereng kereta tukaq bagi jadi kecik lagi supaya nampak lagi sporty. Kalau kereta tu power steereng tak kisah, tapi kalau kancil tah la macam mana, sebab ada satu kes eksiden sebab stereng kereta susah nak control. Memacam la org melayu nih.


Mercun
Dulu kalau raya mesti dengar org main mercun, termasuk lah aku, tapi aku masa umur 11-12 tahun dah tak main sebab ayah aku marah. Mercun kalau yang dekat kedai bunyi kuat, tapi tak cukup kuat bagi bebudak kampung aku so depa modified, depa pakai belerang bunga api lepas tuh masukkan dalam besi paip ka takpon buat mercun sendiri, kreatif. Buat meriam jangan cakap la, buleh dengaq satu felda maunya.

Ni lah yang aku rasa area yg org melayu paling terer, aku tak tau la kalau korang ada yang lagi best.

* Jangan main mercun nanki kena tangan.

When It Goes High

There it goes the price is hiking, actually sometimes it's not fair to us when we buy from pasar ramadhan. Its happen beside me yesterday, when I was buying ‘asam pedas keladi’ for RM2, not so much but I think its enough for me, but for men beside me, he asking that kakak either can or not he want to buy ‘masak lemak siput sedut’ fro RM1 but that kakak told him that she sell it RM2. For me if we can buy for RM2 for sure we can buy for RM1, and the quantity of RM1 should be less than RM2. But there is a few seller who don’t want to do this. I don’t know why, maybe they want to sell it fast or take more money from it. But its not fare for customer who only want to taste it, because if we buy it too much than we will waste it. A lot of people want to buy variety of food but in small quantity so we can taste all, but some buyer doesn’t want it.

So that guy buys it for RM2. I think some of the food also not fair to their price, the taste is not that good as price. So this year ramadhan seems everything is high. For me I just keep it to only two or three type of food. As the month of Ramadan goes on there are a few people also who doesn’t feel anything. They dress like there is nothing happen around them, I think that can be consider normal, but this one happen to my friend a few years back in Johor. He was helping this brother selling kuih during ramadan, and one day there is a guy come to buy kuih from his stall, so after that guy buy that kuih he ate it infront of everybody at there, so everybody watched him and guess what he said “apa nak malu, makan depan org ramai, dah tak puasa tu buat la cara tak puasa, makan aje la”. That’s what my friends told me. I guess this guy is mad, of course if we didn’t fasting we can eat, but not infront of others. Puasa jangan tak puasa.

* Bulan posa aku dah tak buleh makan banyak la skrg ni, dulu ok ja kalau takat dua pinggan nasi.
* Wei takdak sapa ka nak buat majlis berbuka posa, posa gathering ok gak.